March 2012
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dear boobs
you’re too big and I can’t afford to keep you anymore
so stop it
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scroll past a kitten on my dashboard
imagine it crying because it’s not good enough
feel bad, scroll back up and reblog it
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But I don’t want no other, you’re my cameo lover, only here for a moment or two
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we called it the dark ages because that was before they made the blue jolly rancher
don’t trust anyone who wakes up before 11am willingly