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2 months ago with 0 notes

Me: You know what sounds good? Peanut butter and nutella sandwiches...
Andrew: You know what sounds even better? Peanut butter, nutella, and banana sandwiches.
Me: Ew, bananas?
Andrew: You don't like bananas?
Me: No.
Andrew: But the make the sandwich even better!
Me: Ew, no.
Andrew: Ugh, you stupid lesbian!

3 months ago with 0 notes

"I… I have a pointy douchebag face."

— Andrew

4 months ago with 0 notes

"I waaaant youuuu to want me for my grinder
I neeeeed youuuuu to need me for my grinder"

— Andrew

4 months ago with 1 notes

"Mikky sounds like a drug… like a hallucinogenic affiliated with disney"

— Andrew

4 months ago with 2 notes

"I’m the King Midas of weed. Everything I touch turns to dank."

— Andrew

5 months ago with 2 notes

Movie: "go ahead, follow your dreams."
Andrew: *sniffling noises*
Me: ...are you crying?
Andrew: It's just... he's so happy. It's so sweet. He just belongs there. *wipes away tears*
Took place while watching the muppet movie.

5 months ago with 3 notes